I thought the debate last night was very interesting. The Duchess Louisa XXVXVXMCRRII made some very telling points about the problem with the mildew on the roof of the mudpuppy coop behind Gamekeeper Freddy's carousel, which Prince Leewebald failed to address all summer (flirting as he was, incessantly, with Contessa Malebranche, tut-tut!!). I give the Prince credit, however, for the way he held himself. A good soldierly posture. Especially appropriate, sad to say, in these times of turmoil, hullabaloo & general bother (oh those silly Luxemburgers!).

Has anyone seen my poodle?