"Aha!" I said, thinking I could write
a sonnet in no time.  How wrong
can you get!  I knew it wasn't right
to start this way!  Time's passing,
too - I have to finish this before night-
fall, I guess - that's the hard part - thing
is, it's getting worse by the minute!
This is terrible!  Wait - phone's ring-

 
ing - "Hello?  Mike?  Jonathan?  Who is -"
hung up.  Somebody trying to interrupt
my sonnet, here - hup - now the cat's
whining - sorry, got to go and let
her in - let the warm cat (overheated)
in!  And now my lovely song's completed.

(6 utterly wasted min.)