OK, let's really be annoyed today. I'm annoyed with:

grants
contests
publishers
editors
bookstores
reviews & reviewers
literary retreats, camps, conferences, etc.
MFA programs
scenes
readings
work, jobs, etc.
cars, trucks, roads & stores
money
taxes
trends
sophisticates
backwoodsmen
praise
criticism
poets
words
*

(I still like books, though, for some reason. paintings. also pine trees, woods, lakes - in moderation)